bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
i just want a pretty face and nice clothes
don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like
ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS
if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy
don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way
solidarity with my ladies
for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public
THIS IS FOR EVERY GENDER
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
How do you know? Did you actually offer it some?
Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.
I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.
did you just
Sit the fuck down.
please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"