tastefullyoffensive:

"Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."

tastefullyoffensive:

"Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."

“Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you.”
→ Wise words from my mom  (via frazzledfran)

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

leninistvaporwave:

remember when fox news put egypt next to iran 

leninistvaporwave:

remember when fox news put egypt next to iran 

lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

willtwerkforchickennuggets:

thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

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hostagesituation:

My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read.

「how not to support body positivity:」

pissent:

by telling people who wear makeup that they’re fake, that they have shit on their face, that they’re “covering up their natural beauty.” babe you aint superior in any way. you aint special. if i want golden eyelids im gonna have golden eyelids. fuck you.

childservices:

omg