"Margaret, I don’t think they’re open on Sundays."
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
remember when fox news put egypt next to iran
when someone reading in class and your name is in the story
never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game
My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read.
by telling people who wear makeup that they’re fake, that they have shit on their face, that they’re “covering up their natural beauty.” babe you aint superior in any way. you aint special. if i want golden eyelids im gonna have golden eyelids. fuck you.