railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

unbeliefs:

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes

rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

jackballs:

don’t even let me talk to hot people I’ll just be like

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fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

pseudologia-fantastica-me:

arrafrost:

lacigreen:

fulloflightning:

don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way

solidarity with my ladies

for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public

[x]

THIS IS FOR EVERY GENDER


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?



Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

sweet-tea-in-the-tardis:

amijusttumblinalone:

candyredterezi:

kitten-burrito:

How do you know?  Did you actually offer it some?

image

image

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Man, some people aren’t fit to own Wiis.

I guess you could say they aren’t.. wii fit.

did you just

Sit the fuck down.

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

image

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"